Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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