i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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