Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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