I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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