party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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