Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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