Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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