Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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