i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
