went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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