piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i think my tv is drunk
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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