you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Small penises have feelings too.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Randomize