Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just cropdusted the office
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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