found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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