Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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