should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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