my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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