Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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