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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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