i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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