Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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