i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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