I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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