everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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