I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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