yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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