what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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