no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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