I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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