I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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