But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they need to just BURY HIM!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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