do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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