Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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