I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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