In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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