What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have feelings that need drinking.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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