Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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