i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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