she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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