I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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