my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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