the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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