Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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