She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
