don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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