So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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