i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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