this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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