So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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