based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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