Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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