We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I believe in your delicious
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We need to get me chipped asap
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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