He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?