So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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