ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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